by Lance Boyle
Business Editor
Denver, CO--Just in time for the holidays, every clueless husband's dream has come true, at least according to a small appliance manufacturer here.
"The RevelCo MICROCROCK (tm) will revolutionize home cooking," RevelCo president Tom Mayto said today. "Slow-cooking your meal can be done in minutes instead of hours!"
According to Mayto, every husband will want to get this for his wife for Christmas, because typically every husband never knows what to get his wife for Christmas.
"This is so idiot-proof that even after those poor saps and give one to their wives for Christmas, they can use the MICROCROCK themselves, because the wife will probably kick them out of the house," he said. "Everyone knows wives want jewelry and 4K TVs."
RevelCo is looking to Stage a comeback after their disastrous combination of rice cooker and toaster oven last Christmas.
"We're still hurting from the class-action suits on that product," corporate attorney Ray Kitover said. "And we did that one to make up for the suits from the combination waffle iron/deep fryers from the year before."
Based on Black Friday sales figures, RevelCo will either rebound or be destroyed by future suits.
